person: i used to like you
me: what the fuck made you stop
I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud. the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
looking at myself: why
Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face