delatomorrow: when people dont text me back i get really mad but when people text me and i don’t answer until three days later that’s okay because i’m me
me: i should go shower now
: (five minutes later)
: (another five minutes later)
: (yet another five minutes later)
: (more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you i was JUST about to go take a shower
night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow
morning of school: nevermind
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
Plot Twist: He likes me back.
The YouTube corporation and CBS have now censored the original video of Anaheim cops shooting at children. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MST4RhWdlMQ “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by CBS.” Spread links to the mirrors. Keep firing.
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
cybergay: sleeping all day is a great way to avoid dealing with anything ever
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
Smoke me out and lick my pussy.
turnoffyour-mind: I’d be one grateful bitch.
buttsen: please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010